4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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