Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
