: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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