Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Dicks are not precious.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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