I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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