I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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