how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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