This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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