I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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