I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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