Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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