I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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