I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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