Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
