I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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