Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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