So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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