Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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