I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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