You're my little dorito
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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