that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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