VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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