i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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