In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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