Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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