One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
They took my balls.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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