glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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