38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He felt like a one man threesome
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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