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Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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