im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
ok first of all what the fuck
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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