even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
