I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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