More tranny stories later!
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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