Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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