It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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