Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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