Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I want a musical about memes.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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