I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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