That's intense
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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