i don't like sucking hair
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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