her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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