New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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