Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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