it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
