She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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