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college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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