So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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