do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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