She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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