since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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