I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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