she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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