i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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